Are you on a vacation trip? Tight with your money? Want a drink but too cheap to pay full price?
TRY THIS!
If your hotel has a minibar go ahead and open that bad boy up. Check the contents carefully…
Look at those prices!? CrAzzzzzzY…
Follow these simple steps to ensure a happy drunk night, safe and cheaply:
1. Look at the door of the mini fridge. Consider how many drinks you want…then double it, cuz you about to save all the monies anywayzzzz.
2. Grab a drink. You deserve it from all that contemplating you were doing.
3. Drink without worry!
4. Oops! Drank em all?
5. Traverse to the nearest, local-est, cheapest mart.
6. Locate the exact beverages you consumed.
7. Purchase your products at the register… where the cashier is (usually by the entrance/exit)… with money… less money than the hotel wants you to pay.
got eeeeem!
8. Notice the price difference!
9. Stock the fridge with pleasure, knowing you beat the system.
10. Ball out with all the extra cash… but board a plane and leave whatever country your in quickly before they find out and try to take it all.
Please keep this tip close to your heart. Share with no one. Above all, drink responsibly.